11/06/15 Grif.Net - Political Season
Robert Griffin
Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.
In a recent town-hall debate, one candidate jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the evil powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other politician screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
There are two sorts of politicians:
Those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don’t need a subject.
A little girl asked her father, 'Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with – “If I am elected.”'
The word 'politics' describes the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin means 'many', and 'tics' mean 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
The government is sneaky.
They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
The government claims it's following the will of the people.
I didn't even know we'd died!
Limit the Presidency to 2 terms:
1 in office, 1 in jail.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"