05/27/26 Grif.Net - Older than Dirt7
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[This is a reprint from 25 years ago. Not so funny now.]
"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and neck," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . A beautiful woman walks by and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . . Pulling an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”
