02/10/26 Grif.Net - Really Corny Jokes
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[Hope you are all ears for our jokes about corn. And more jokes in the shopping cart for the week ahead!]
How much does pirate corn cost?
A buck an ear.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What the corniest part of a farmer’s field?
The corner.
Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes.
They were the laughing stalk of the field.
Did you hear about the corn cob that joined the army?
It was quickly promoted to kernel.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
What do you call a single kernel on a corn cob?
A unicorn.
What’s the best food to talk to?
Corn. They’re all ears.
Why was the farmer scared to go in his corn field?
He was afraid of being stalked.
What did the ear of corn say when its clothes fell off?
Ah shucks!
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
