01/07/16 Grif.Net - Shaking up your 2016
Robert Griffin
Resolved: Try one of these ideas on your friends or co-workers this new year and see if they don’t treat you differently . . .
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
4) Finish all your memos with "In accordance with the prophecy."
5) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
6) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play ‘jungle sounds’ all day.
7) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
8) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!"
9) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the falling price of oil and coal in 2016, we’re going to have to let one of you go."
10) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
And a BONUS way to shake up your week . . .
Bonus - Tell everyone you know to read the Grif.Net daily blog/Facebook (even if they have pleaded with you not to waste their time with stuff like this)
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"