[Sending out word plays and puns the first of each month, in spite of popular demand]
Heard the courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are sketchy.
Read that a local man was killed when his piano fell over on him when he moved it. Guess it will be a low key funeral.
Speaking of that, a book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
I have a DeLorean but I only drive it from time to time.
Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick. I had no idea anyone could stoop so low.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"