07/01/20 Grif.Net - First and the Worst

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Robert Griffin

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Jul 1, 2020, 11:01:21 AM7/1/20
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[Sending out word plays and puns the first of each month, in spite of popular demand]

 

Heard the courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are sketchy.

 

Read that a local man was killed when his piano fell over on him when he moved it. Guess it will be a low key funeral.

 

Speaking of that, a book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.

 

I have a DeLorean but I only drive it from time to time.

Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick. I had no idea anyone could stoop so low.

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

 

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