07/07/17 Grif.Net - What My Friends Are Saying
Robert Griffin
[Social Media posts from my cyber-friends tells me more about them than they think]
Looking at diet books and thinking, ‘What a waste of a tree.’
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
I dance like a car dealerships inflatable tube man.
I missed exercising this morning. That's 5 years in a row.
If I went to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at my job.
I hate it when I'm singing a song along with the car radio and the artist gets the words wrong.
Today I tried answering that cute girl working at the market, and said “GFBLQRINABAH” instead of "I'm good, thanks!"
I put the 'Me' in 'Someone' and then things got awkward.
I tried being normal once. Most boring eight minutes of my life.
Bet you didn't notice that that I used a word twice in this sentence.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"