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[Someitmes, we post silly questions for kids. These are for the older generations.]

Q: What do you call a beehive without an exit?

A: Unbelievable.

 

Q: How does cereal pay its bills?

A: With Chex.

 

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?

A: Subpoena colada.

 

Q: What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

A: HDMI.

 

Q: What's blue and not very heavy?

A: Light blue.

 

Q: How do flat-earthers travel?

A: On a plane.

 

Q: What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A: A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

 

~~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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we must step up the stairs


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