If Life Were Like a Computer . . .
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.
You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it.
You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.
You could turn off the speakers when your wife tries to tell you to do chores.
You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost TV remote control and car keys.
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run".
If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"