02/20/18 Grif.Net - Minneapolis Lakers
Robert Griffin
[Every year I try to catch at least one NBA game when in Los Angeles. Often I get to see a great team. Sadly, on this spring’s trip the Clippers will be out of town so I’m forced to watch the Lakers. I used to be a Minneapolis Lakers fan as a lanky boy growing up in the City of Lakes. Then they moved to LA where there are no lakes, ripping out my heart. They are 23-34 and not really as good as their record indicates. So time to share some well-natured (and old) barbs at the team. Feel free to use these, plugging in the name of your favorite team to hate instead of mine.]
Q: What do the Los Angeles Lakers and a nail have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit hardwood.
Q: What's the difference between the Los Angeles Lakers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Los Angeles Lakers.
Q: What do the Los Angeles Lakers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: How many Los Angeles Lakers players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Q: What should you do if you find the last three Los Angeles Lakers fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What does a Los Angeles Lakers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: Did you hear that the Lakers basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "W’s" together.
Q: Why can’t you buy a Los Angeles Lakers jersey for children?
A: Consumer safety guidelines indicate it poses a choking hazard.
Q: Where can Donald Trump get material to build the border wall?
A: He can use all the bricks thrown at the Staples’ Center each night.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"