02/24/23 Grif.Net - Dad Jokes on Steroids
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[More than simple Dad Jokes to which we all groan expectedly, here are a couple of ramped up (or down) in perspective]
Dad: Where do rainbows go if they are bad?
Kid: I don’t know
Dad: Prism
Kid: Really?
Dad: Yes. Obviously, they just get a light sentence.
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Dad: Why do ducks have flat feet?
Kid: I know! To stomp out forest fires.
Dad: Right! But why do elephants have flat feet?
Kid: I don’t know
Dad: To stomp out flaming ducks.
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Dad: Speaking of elephants, why do they paint their toenails red?
Kid: No clue
Dad: So they can hide in cherry trees
Kid: What? I don’t believe that.
Dad: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Kid: No
Dad: See, it works.
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Dad: This spring I’m going on a diet eating just eggs
Kid: Huh? What kind of eggs? Fried, poached, boiled, scrambled?
Dad: Cadbury
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
