04/04/06 Grif.Net - MORE Instrumental Humor
Dr Bob Griffin
Country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A. A bagpiper.
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
A. Drool.
Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A. Someone is blowing into It
Q. What would happen if you took all the bagpipers in the world and laid
them end to end?
A. A good idea.
Q Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. To get away from the sound.
Q. How late does the average bagpipe band play?
A. About a half beat behind the drummer.
Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
A. Moving targets are harder to hit.
Q. What's the definition of "optimism"
A. A professional bagpiper with a beeper.
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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given