11/27/15 Grif.Net - November Observations
Robert Griffin
Kids at church today were talking physical fitness and I mentioned that I have the body of a 30-year-old. They said, "Where, Pastor? Buried in your back yard?"
My wife told me I was immature. I told her to get out of my fort . . .
I'm the boss in my family. My wife said I could say that . . .
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that . . .
Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism . . .
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer “selective participation” . . .
I was watching my wife apply her make up. Trying to be helpful I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised . . .
On Black Friday I saw a guy in Walmart with a blue tooth. I think it was his only tooth . . .
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"