12/05/06 Grif.Net - Real Country
Dr Bob Griffin
of REAL Country Music song titles, many of which caused eyes to roll or just
a big grin]
Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
Her Teeth Were Stained, but Her Heart Was Pure
Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been a Liar
All My Life?
I'm Just a Bug on the Windshield of Life
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I've Got You on My Conscience but at Least You're Off My Back
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, but I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
If the Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
You Were Only a Splinter as I Slid down the Bannister of Life
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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