12/28/05 Grif.Net - Little Black Book for Women

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[Sue sent these words of instruction for Ladies to help understand men]

Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about
other things too.

The woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to
do.

Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them
apart.

Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find
that he is.

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring,
loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.

Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but
they make great pets.

Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men
-- a woman.

~~
Dr Bob
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