11/18/17 Weekend Grif.Net - Ten Commandments from Minnesota

[Robert Griffin]

[A couple weeks ago we sent the Ten Commandments from a Cowboy Church in Texas.  Today we see Minnesnowta represented with THEIR rendition of the Commandments]

 

1.  Der's only one God, don’t ya know.

 

2.  Don't make that fish on your mantle an idol.

 

3.  Cussing ain't Minnesota nice.

 

4.  Go to church even when you're up nort.

 

5.  Honor your folks.

 

6.  Don't kill.  Catch and release.

 

7.  There is only one Lena for every Ole.  No cheatin'.

 

8.  If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.

 

9.  Don't be braggin' about how much snow ya shoveled.

 

10. Keep your mind off your neighbor's hot-dish.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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