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[Each month in 2025, we repeat the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years ago (February 2000). This is that week!]

 

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

 

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2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League

 

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2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

 

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1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope

 

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Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle

 

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Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong

 

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365.25 days of drinking diet soda because it's less filling = 1 lite year

 

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16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling

 

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Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

 

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1000 aches = 1 megahurtz

 

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Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

 

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Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

 

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Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = bananosecond

 

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453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

 

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Given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step," the first step of a one-mile journey = 1 Milwaukee

 

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1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

 

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1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

 

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365.25 days = 1 unicycle


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Dr. Bob Griffin
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