04/28/09 Grif.Net - More Measurements

[Dr. Bob]

[Can't let this day pass without special birthday love and a prayer for my
sweet wife Teresa. I won't reveal her age, but as of today no one will be
able to say she is 60. She is a gifted healer and used mightily by God in
her special ministry to help thousands have better health. I am most
blessed to have her by my side.

Growing older is not an option; growing up is! Hence the fun of sending the
Grif.Net out each day to cause a chuckle or groan, and let us never forget
to revel in the joy and grace God gives His children every day.]

1,000,000,000,000 Microphones = 1 Megaphone

1,000,000 bicycles = 2 megacycles

500 millineries = 1 seminary

1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 piccolos = 1 gigolo

10 millipedes 1 centipede

3 1/3 tridents 1 decadent

5 holocausts = 1 Pentecost

10 monologs = 5 dialogues

5 dialogues = 1 decalogue

2 snake eyes = 1 paradise

2 wharves = 1 paradox

2 monograms = 1 diagram

8 nickels = 2 paradigms

3 miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V.
League

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus knows me, this I love"