01/31/18 Grif.Net - Things that Make You Go Hmm
Robert Griffin
[As January concludes, I’ve been thinking]
If based on the amount of laundry each week, you must assume that there are people who live in your home that you’ve never met . . .
If people forget to pay their water bill, maybe the company should send a "Get Well Soon" card . . .
If your co-worker tells you he has 8 body piercings and 5 tattoos and none are visible, you begin to imagine . . .
If I wanted to earn over $250,000 a year and would still be unable to afford a house, I’d move to California . . .
If you're thinking of taking an adult night class but the only two offered this term are aromatherapy and conversational Mandarin . . .
If your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting . . .
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"