01/19/06 Grif.Net - Clever Word Play

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[Rocky forwarded this list of clever word play]

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

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Dr Bob
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