04/30/21 Grif.Net - Observations from a Newly-Retired Guy
Robert Griffin
[Sarcasm 101 on the last day of April:]
So far, 2021 seems odd.
Like every other year.
Speaking of odd, what were the odds in 1957 of being the exact stray dog chosen to be the first living thing in space?
Laika million to one
My wife said. “Are you even listening to me?” She turned around and walked away.
I stared at her blankly and thought, “That’s an odd way to start a conversation.”
Granddaughter was helping me unpack boxes of shirts yesterday and noticed that one shirt had a silhouette of Sherlock Holmes’ hat and pipe, another a picture of Harry Potter, a third was printed an image of Homer, and on a fourth, a girl who appeared to be Anne of Green Gables. She asked, "Are all these graphic shirts really yours?"
I admitted, "Yes they are. I just can't resist buying novel tees."
Speaking of sarcasm: What do you call a sarcastic criminal who's walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Finally, what's the most sarcastic body of water on earth?
The Crimea River.
Wait, one more observation. I’ve only got 1% left on my battery, but I wanted to share this really funny joke on the grif.net.
Knock Knoc
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"