These Three Wings of KFC Are
Good Christian Men Rejoice (but be careful of excessive displays of emotion)
I'll be home for Christmas (cuz we have services and I'm the pastor and I have to be there)
Whose Child is This? (the Nursery Workers' Carol)
It's Beginning to Look a Lot like Potluck
Joy to the World! The Potluck Begins
Dashing through the Line with a Big Plate in my Hand
O-bes-i-ty, O-bes-i-ty
Here We Come A-Bickering
O Come All Ye Faithful (everybody else not here is obviously backslidden)
Anglicans, We Have Heard Get High
Grandma Just Got Front Hugged By a Deacon
All I Want For Christmas is My Two Back-row Seats
Come, Thou Long Expected Closing Prayer
Rudolph the Red-Faced Preacher
[from Tim, so address all cards and letters to him please]
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"