04/29/21 Grif.Net - Wayne & Mary Are Still Married
Robert Griffin
Wayne: (offering Mary a Tic-Tac) “Did you hear about the guy who invented these things?"
Mary: "No. What about him?"
Wayne: "Well, they say he made a mint."
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Mary: (browsing through the posts on Facebook) "Hey Hon, it says here that people eat more bananas than monkeys."
Wayne: "Well, that's not surprising, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey."
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I was changing the hall light switch this morning. When Mary came by, all kinds of wires were sticking out of the wall.
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" she asked. "Don't you think we should call an electrician?"
"Remember? I was an electrician in the Air Force!" I challenged. "I should know how to change out a switch!"
Finally, I got most of the wires screwed back onto something and shoved the whole mess back into the wall.
Guess I showed her. Will she ever be shocked!
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"