04/09/12 Grif.Net - April Puns

[Dr. Bob]

The church janitor was also the organist, so he had to watch his keys and
pews.

Don't swear at your hairpiece or you will have the devil toupee.

I once considered becoming a monk when I was young but I was cloisterphobic.

It is probable that the hawk that landed on our church roof was a bird of
pray.

My evangelistic preaching's effectiveness is now measured in billigrams.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"