04/10/17 Grif.Net - IRS Week (part 1)
Robert Griffin
[A week of random ‘you-have-to-laugh-or-you’ll-cry-jokes’ about taxes]
If a politician and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?
Tax Day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands.
Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing.
I'm not going to pay taxes. When they say I'm going to prison, I'll say 'No, prisons cost taxpayers a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to incarcerate me, and we'll call it even.'
People who struggle with their income tax can be divided into two categories: Men and women.
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for.
For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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