[Your early Christmas present is here; grif.net monthly offering of word plays and puns on the first of every month]
Did you know that all male deer have buck teeth?
They arrested the owner of a threatening bull -- he was brought up on charges.
A pessimist's blood type is b-negative.
Speaking of that, I got a letter that read I had type A blood until I realized it was a type-o.
Went to see the new Disney movie about a gal with a stupid boyfriend called “Dumb Beau”.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"