03/18/09 Grif.Net - Shocking

[Dr. Bob]

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke.
She drove wildly to get him to the emergency Room. After what seemed like a
very long wait, the ER doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead but his heart is
still beating."

"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock. "What will I tell people? We've never had a Democrat in the family
before!"

[feel free to change that to reflect your particular political view]

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus knows me, this I love"