09/23/26 Grif.Net - Perks of Being Retired (pt 3)

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Sep 23, 2026, 11:37:38 AMSep 23

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PERKS OF BEING RETIRED

> You sing along with elevator music.

> Your eyes won't get much worse.

> Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

> Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

> Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

> Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

> You can't remember where you read this list.

Dr Bob Griffin

“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”