01/31/14 Grif.Net - Status Updates for a New Month

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[February is rapidly approaching so here are some ideas for possible 'status
updates' to use in the coming days]

I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 24%
Thursday; 1% Friday.

I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this age before.

I feel like a PBS mind in an MTV world?

Dear God: I have a problem. It's me.

All the world's a stage and I missed rehearsal.

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for people my age, but they
haven't made one yet called "Buns of Putty."

I'm beginning to look like my passport picture, so probably need the trip.

The more things change, the more they stay insane.

Trying to be "normal" is making me crazy.

Twitter lets me follow total strangers without getting in trouble.

The two most abundant elements in the universe are: hydrogen and stupidity.

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point
involved.

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Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"