01/08/26 Grif.Net - Overheard
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The Secret Service had to change protocol for when President Trump is in danger. Instead of yelling "get down!", they now yell "Donald, duck!"
Dr Frankenstein entered a body building contest but upon arrival he realized he misunderstood the objective.
I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician. Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
I once bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
When I was a child, we had a sandbox, but it was filled with quicksand. I was an only child, eventually.
Even the veteran lifeguard couldn’t save the hippie because he was, like, too far out, man.
I've been told I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people)
Wanna know the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? "Wonder how far I can kick this bucket".
Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee? No, I use a spoon.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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