01/09/18 Grif.Net - Star Wars Q&A (part 2)
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Robert Griffin
Jan 9, 2018, 10:43:39 AM1/9/18
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Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2
Q: Why did the droid cross the road?
A: Because it was programmed by a chicken
Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn't Hang Solow
Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?
A: Bubba Fett
Q: Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he's always a little short
Q: What do you call a Jedi Knight who knows how to use Photoshop?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
Q: What kind of money do they use in space?
A: Starbucks
Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
A: Wookieleaks
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Dr Bob Griffin
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