03/01/18 Grif.Net - Words at Play

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Robert Griffin

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Mar 1, 2018, 10:01:23 AM3/1/18
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[Monthly contribution for the world of word-play]

When I was young, cosmetic surgery was almost a taboo subject.  Now I can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

 

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

 

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs instead of four? Obviously the cow’s got the udder

 

When heat went out at a local middle school, the students keeping warm by bundling in winter coats actually turned in much higher test scores than before.  This breakthrough is now known as the Refrigerator Magnet School.

 

Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

 

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