05/28/25 Grif.Net - What'd She Say? (+ Answer to "What's This City Called Today? Quiz)
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[Heard some odd sayings from gals, and since I collect odd followers, thought I’d share. May have kindred spirits here.]
“I’m angrier than a mosquito in a mannequin factory."
“I finally got rid of my winter fat and now I have spring rolls.”
“It’s weird being the same age as old people.”
“I’ve got PMS, OCD, and ADD. I want to cry and look pretty while I kill everyone, but I can’t focus on that because I’m busy cleaning.
“You’d be surprised how fast you get help at Home Depot when you’re trying to start a chain saw.”
“Nobody told me that when you get a husband, the ears are sold separately.”
“At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods at night, I’d go.”
~~ANSWERS to “What’s This City Called Today?” Quiz~~
Example: ST. ANTHONY = MINNEAPOLIS, MN
1. BOMBAY = MUMBAI, INDIA
2. SWILLINGS MILL = PHOENIX, ARIZONA
3. PEIPING = BEIJING, CHINA
4. CHRISTIANA = OSLO, NORWAY
5. LENINGRAD = ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA
6. GRANVILLE = VANCOUVER, CANADA
7. OLISIPO = LISBON, PORTUGAL
8. FORT DUQUESNE = PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA
9. TURICUM = ZURICH, SWITZERLAND
10. NEW AMSTERDAM = NEW YORK, NEW YORK
11. HANSANJU = SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA
12. YORK = TORONTO, CANADA
13. CONSTANTINOPLE = ISTANBUL, TURKEY
14. YERBA BUENA = SAN FRANCISCO, CA
15. FORT NASSAU = ALBANY, NEW YORK
16. DANZIG = GDANSK, POLAND
17. SAIGON = HO CHI MINH CITY, VIETNAM
18. LEOPOLDVILLE = KINSHASHA, DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO
19. LOSANTIVILLE = CINCINNATI, OHIO
20. EDO = TOKYO, JAPAN
BONUS: PIGS EYE = ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
