03/14/06 Grif.Net - Facts I realized Today

[Dr Bob Griffin]

On March 14th, 1948, Bud and Helen Griffin had a tiny baby boy. Were they
alive today, they might not recognize the 6'6", 300# "frail" baby
celebrating the day his mom did all the work. But I am learning some hard
truths:

I know I'm getting older because...

...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

...I feel like the morning after, and I haven't been anywhere.

...My little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

...My children are beginning to look middle-aged.

...My mind makes contracts my body can't keep.

...I look forward to a dull evening.

...My knees buckle and my belt won't.

...My back goes out more than I do.

...I sink my teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

And the worst?

...I finally know all the answers, but nobody asks me the questions!

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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