01/02/24 Grif.Net - Status Updates from Friends
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Teresa G. related, “I went for a job interview, and they said if hired, I would have to do the work of six men. Of course, I turned them down. I was looking for a full-time job.”
Scott M. bemoaned, “Last night I had a terrible dream. I dreamt that I had to make 1000 pancakes. I tossed and turned all night.”
Carol L. asked, “Is it wrong if you look at the clock to see if it’s late enough for you to go to bed?”
Brad A. confessed, “I’ve dedicated my life to finding a cure for my insomnia, and I’m not going to rest until I find it.”
Judi S. said, “I ordered liver and onions from Door Dash, but when it came it was only onions. Guess that was because it was delivered.”
Michael R. whined, “Life’s not fair. I got fired from the clock factory after all the extra hours I’ve put in.”
Sylvia R owned up, “I’m not admitting being old, but just say that supper time and bed time are getting extremely close together.”
Scott C. wondered, “How can I get my wife the perfect gift when she already has me?”
Chaz T. R. requested, “I don’t want to start 2024 on bad terms with anyone. Please apologize to me.”
Paul O. stated, “Thankfully, coffee kept me off Santa’s naughty list.”
Brent T admitted, “My wife asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can’t read it at all.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
