08/18/21 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
[Real comments/posts from friends on social media]
Louis F asks, “Do you think kids would eat more olives if we called them Greece’s Pieces?”
Charlotte J admits, “Read that 95% of Americans are completely stupid. Thankfully, I’m in the other 10%.”
Joseph R tells us, “Have you ever tried blindfold archery? You don’t know what you’re missing.”
Redd Foxx shares, “I’ll tell you what we don’t have a shortage of. Dummies.”
Monalisa R said, “I never run with scissors. And the last two words of that sentence are unnecessary.”
Bill H tells us, “I just signed up for exercise. Gotta get my hearing-aid fixed. I thought they were talking about extra fries.”
Adrianne R states, “If I got 50 cents for each time I failed a math quiz, I’d have $4.20”
Sidney C relates, “Just yesterday I was young. Today I’m talking about my favorite pharmacy.”
Gene L shared his experience. “I saw a woman walking towards the door, so to be kind I opened it for her. Instead of thanking me, she started to scream. So did everyone on the plane.”
Melissa J teaches us that, “If you eat the whole pie in one sitting, you actually only had one piece.”
Nikki I admits, “I just cleaned out a space in the freezer” sounds way better than “I just polished off another container of ice cream”.
Barb R laments, “The kids laugh about my memory, but they won’t be laughing at Christmas when there are no eggs hidden under the tree.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"