12/23/24 Grif.Net - Almost Christmas, Eve
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We’ve all heard some of these terrible riddles this Christmas season:
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house.
What did one Christmas tree say to another Christmas tree?
Hey, friend, lighten up.
How does Santa keep his sleigh so clean and shiny?
He uses Comet.
How did Rudolph do when he went on the Roller Coaster at Six Flags?
He held on for deer life.
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed.
How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
Do snow globes ever get scared?
No, but they often get shaken.
How does Santa pay for all the toys he gives to children?
With cold cash.
Where does Christmas come BEFORE Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
