05/02/16 Grif.Net - Monthly Groan

[Robert Griffin]

[Yes. First weekday of the month, and you must face the PUNishment.]

 

I have friends who swear they dream in color but I think it’s just a pigment of their imagination.

 

God was tired after making a 24 hour period, so He decided to call it a day.

 

What do you call the wife of a hippie? Mississippi.

 

I’m okay now, but when my hair first started to turn gray I thought I’d dye.

 

I think my local dry cleaners can repair my trousers, or at least sew its seams.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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