**When I ask for directions, do not use words like “east”.
**My luck is like the bald guy who won a comb.
**Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. Walk 30 seconds in my head; that will freak you out.
**Sometimes, somewhere, someone unexpected comes into your life that makes your heart race and palms sweaty and changes you forever. Back in our day we called them cops.
**The longer I preach, the longer I preach.
**I live in my own little world. They know me here.
**Many senior citizens feel life is on the downhill and they’re not even on the ski slope.
**To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
**Some have lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, their powers of speech.
**All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
**When you forgive, you in no way change the past – but you sure do change the future.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"