02/25/11 Grif.Net - Top 10 Reasons Why Minnesotans Love Winter

[Dr. Bob]

10. There are no mosquitoes.

9. You're so busy worrying about your car not starting, you don't have time
to worry about anything else.

8. All the sissies have left for Florida.

7. If you carelessly leave meat in your car, it will freeze and stay fresh.

6. It's not as bad as a Manitoba winter.

5. There's the thrill of skiing downhill or unexpectedly being totally out
of control as your car slides down an icy road.

4. Bundled up as they are, kids can fall down 3 flights of stairs and not
get hurt.

3. There's ice fishing in a -50 degree wind chill. Knowing that, someone,
somewhere is flabbergasted at how hearty we are.

2. Anything is better than a hot, humid miserable Minnesota summer.

1. Knowing that the rest of the country is looking at us in total amazement,
saying, "Why in the world do they stay there?"

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Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"