01/20/21 Grif.Net - Did You Hear? (part 4)
Robert Griffin
Did you hear about the patient who told his doctor he was addicted to Twitter?
The doctor looked confused and admitted he didn’t follow him.
Did you hear about the Calculus professor who had too much to drink at a party?
He was arrested when he tried to drink and derive.
Did you hear what Charles Dickens kept in his spice rack?
It was the best of thymes and the worst of thymes.
Did you hear that the number 288 was banned from use in math class?
It was just two gross.
Did you hear about the bald man who got a comb for his birthday?
He said he’d never part with it.
Did you hear about the pony with a bad cough and a sore throat?
He was a little hoarse.
Did you hear about the shark who ate a clown fish?
He thought it tasted funny.
Did you hear what the buffalo said to his boy when he left for college?
Bison.
Did you hear about the telegraph operator who wrote an apology in dots and dashes?
It was in re-morse code.
Did you hear about two criminals who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"