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Aug 14, 2026, 6:41:15 PM (9 days ago) Aug 14

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Q: Heard about the huge oil spill off the East Coast?

A: They've hired the Yankees to help clean it up. They’ll just go out there and throw in the towel.

Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the NY Yankees?

A: Because she ran away from the ball.

The Yankees are at least still trying. They installed a new pitching machine the other day.
Unfortunately, it beat them 5 - 1.

~~~

Dr Bob Griffin

“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “