02/12/26 Grif.Net - Fungus Among Us
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[How big a space do I need to write about this subject? As mushroom as possible.]
Momma always told me, “You are what you eat.”
I started eating mushrooms every day because I wanted to become a fun guy.
What is the result of Godzilla stepping on your house?
Mushrooms.
What made the mushroom forager such a good person?
He had good morels.
What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
A spores car.
What are the easiest mushrooms to carry?
Portobello mushrooms.
My uncle always hated eating mushrooms.
But now that he’s dead, they’re beginning to grow on him.
Don’t walk through a field of psychedelic mushrooms.
It’s quite a tripping hazard.
What vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
If getting ordinary words confused with types of mushrooms was an Olympic sport…
I’d be world champignon.
Every cloud has a silver lining…
Unless it’s a mushroom cloud. Then it’s likely strontium.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”
