10/23/15 Grif.Net - Bad Friday
Robert Griffin
You KNOW it’s a bad Friday when . . .
A copy of your birth certificate comes in the mail marked null and void.
Everyone loves your driver's license picture.
People give you the senior citizen discount and you're only 37.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You find your sons’ GI Joe doll dressed in Barbie clothes.
You see your financial advisor hitchhiking out of town.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
You come to work and your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
Your horn sticks on the freeway when you’re driving behind 32 Hell's Angels.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"