05/09/06 Grif.Net - Headlines

[Dr Bob Griffin]

 [Bob from over by Nebraska, sent these "Headlines" from the year 2029.
Let's hope he is WRONG!]

"Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia (formerly known as California)"

"White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
third language."

"Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage."

"Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels."

"France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica."

"Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking."

"Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only."

"85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the secret keys to
weight loss."

"Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs."

"Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil
rights."

"Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches."

"IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent."

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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