04/12/22 Grif.Net - Best Patient

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Some surgeons were talking about the best type of patients on which to operate . . .

 

The first surgeon said, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered."

 

But the second surgeon suggested, "Nah - librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

 

The third surgeon responded, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded!"

 

Finally, the fourth surgeon concluded, "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and bottoms are interchangeable."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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