01/29/20 Grif.Net - More Marriage Counseling (with Wayne and Mary)
Robert Griffin
Wayne asked Mary, "Honey, what do you like most about me--my rippling muscles, my winsome personality or my handsome face?"
Mary chuckled and answered, "Your sense of humor!"
Mary called me yesterday, and when I answered, she said, "Knock, knock!"
I don't like "Knock, knock" jokes, but I good-naturedly asked, "Who's there?"
"It's the love of your life!" she replied excitedly.
I retorted, "Now, how can that be? Everyone knows chocolate can't talk!"
At a restaurant enjoying a lunch with Mary, I often referred to her as ‘Honey’, ‘Dear’, and ‘Precious’. When she got up to powder her nose, our waiter came over and said, "I think it's wonderful that you have such a loving relationship with your wife to call her all those endearing names."
I replied, "It's necessary. I forgot her name three years ago."
The other day I told Mary, "Hey Honey, I just ordered groceries on line."
"Oh, really?" she replied, "You just sent me an email telling me I need to buy groceries."
"That's what I said," I explained.
I’ve been teaching and preaching for fifty years. Mary has been forced to listen to me all that time.
I asked her, “Do you think I’m a good preacher?”
She smiled and quickly replied, “I think you have more ability in your whole body than most pastors have in their little finger.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"