01/26/24 Grif.Net - Absurdities
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Smiling as I think of these evaluations and summaries of our lives . . .
“Dogs are the leaders on our planet. If you see two lifeforms, one of them making poop and the other carrying it for him, whom would you assume is in charge?”
~Jerry Seinfeld
“The is no such thing as soy milk. It is soy juice.”
~Lewis Black
“You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that of the 3 R’s, only one of them starts with an R.”
~Dennis Miller
“I wonder what the word for ‘dots’ looks like in braille?”
~Demetri Martin
“In Scotland, the forbidden fruit is fruit.”
~Gary Delaney
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I will never be better than a wall.”
~Mich Hedberg
“They say such nice things about people at funerals that it makes me sad to realize I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.”
~Garrison Keillor
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
