01/15/24 Grif.Net - Smiles for the Holiday
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[Kids got Friday off school for a snow day and now Monday off school for Equality Day. Thought I’d share some questions to keep them busy . . . or make them wish they were back in school.]
Q: What happened to the 7th grade boy who drank eight Cokes in 20 minutes?
A: He burped Seven-Up.
Q: In what month do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During Ape-ril showers.
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: "Smiles" - there is a "mile" between the two "s's"
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: Speaking of months, why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they've just finished a long, 31-day March.
Q: What has more legs, "one" cow or "no" cow?
A: One cow has just 4 legs, yet no cow has more legs than that.
Q: What is the difference between a well-dressed man and a well-dressed dog?
A: The man wears a suit. The dog just pants.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
