06/02/26 Grif.Net - More "Say What?" Jokes

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What do you call a magician that loses his magic?

Ian.

What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?

Namaste.

What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?

He has a meltdown.

What do you call a hippie’s wife?

Mississippi.

What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

What kind of tea is hard for millennials to swallow?

Reality.

What’s a ballerina’s favorite number?

Two-two.

What steals from you when you're in your bathtub?

A robber duckie.

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

~~~

Dr. Bob Griffin

“Jesus knows me, this I Love”