12/14/10 Grif.Net - Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sales

[Dr. Bob]

In a Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."

At the Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."

Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."

At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the
crowd."

At a Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000. Three for $200,000.

Outside the Fitness Center: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."

In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything... a calendar to
remind him when payments are due."

FBI Witness Protection Center gift shop "Handmade gifts for that
hard-to-find person."

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Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"